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Jejemon ka ba?!

April 30, 2010

Marami akong kakilalang ganyan, ikaw isa ka ba sa kanila?! jejeje.. ahaha!!!
Ano nga ba ang mga jejemon?!  Halika basahin naten ang isang artikel tungkol dito saka tyo mag react..

 

On AIM or YM:


miSzMaldiTahh111:  EoW pFuOh!
You:  Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111:  i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH.  crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You:  You are a jejemon! Don’t talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111:  T_T

 

>> j3j3m0n <<

- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

- (noun or adj.)—a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that never gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments..
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet, cellphones…etc…
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.  They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often.  This is why we call them jejes. JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat or instance, used while plotting an evil plan.

EX. 1. I’m going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE
ex. 2. “omg! my sister farted” jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!

Basahin mo kumpletong detalye dito: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jejemon

Kung ako ang tatanungin nyo, as long as they don’t harm you walang problema.  Trip nila yon e, walang basagan ng trip kung di nyo cla trip kantahin mo nlng ito: “i don’t care, je-je-je-je-are!!!“.  Ayos ba?! *wink*

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February 2010 Shirt

January 13, 2010
Since meron na daw po tayong Pink Sta. Martha Shirt for Fiesta, they suggest na something cheesy na lang for Valentines ang tema ng shirt naten.. pili na lang po kayo, lapit na ang feb.. ngarag nnman tyo! :D
 
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else, any other ideas are welcome… magsabi na before its too late, hehe!
 
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IKAW AY PILIPINO KAPAG…

January 10, 2010

MANNERISM AND PERSONALITY TRAITS

1. You point with your lips
2. You eat with your hand and have it down as a technique
3. Your other piece of luggage is a “Balikbayan Box”
4. You nod your head upwards to greet someone
5. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows on your knees while you eat
6. You use a rock to scrub yourself in the shower
7. You kiss relatives on the cheek when you enter the room
8. You’re standing next to eight big boxes at the airport
9. You collect items from hotels or restaurants as “souvenirs”
10. Your house has a distinctive aroma
11. You smile for no reason
12. You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly
13. You go to department stores and try bargain with the price
14. You scratch your head when you don’t know the answer
15. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table
16. You go bowling
17. You play pusoy or mahjong
18. You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun
19. You add an unwarranted ‘H’ to your name: Jhun, Bhoy, Rhon
20. You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say “Excuse, Excuse” when you pass in between people or in front of the TV
21. Your middle name is your mom’s maiden name
22. You like everything that is imported or ’stateside’
23. Your perfectly comfortable in a squatting position with your elbows resting on your knees
24. You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for events
25. You always offer food to your visitors
26. You put your arm on the other person’s shoulder if he or she is a close friend of yours
27. You draw a rectangle in the air when asking for the bill, which never fails to baffle the restaurant staff
28. You don’t sit on the bowl in public toilets, no matter what part of town or if your thighs ache like hell; and you flush the toilet with your feet
29. You think ‘tuck out’ is the opposite of ‘tuck in’
30. You tell everyone you meet where you studied and the intricacies of your family tree-just to show them you come from good stock - it never occurs to you that people may not have heard of your university or your clan’s last name
31. You show up late for work and your excuse is ‘I forgot to on the alarm’ or better yet ‘traffic eh’
32. You linger over the Tonite and Balita tabloids available at the Star Ferry, but quickly buy the Asian Wall Street Journal when other Filipinos start browsing
33. Brushing your teeth after lunch in the office lavatory is an unbreakable habit, even if your colleagues can’t bear touching the taps after you’ve drooled and spat all over them
34. Namedropping is your favorite sport when you meet up with new acquaintances from back home
35. Toni Braxton, Basia and Swing Out Sister are your idea of party music, you hardly listen to anything else
36. You sell Amway and Herbalife as sideline
37. You fight noisily with Cathay Pacific check-in staff over the size of handcarried luggage-which could be anything from oversized suitcases to major appliances
38. You underdeclare your income when you pay Phil tax, even if it’s peculiar that a consultant is paid little more than a domestic helper’s wages
39. At Immigration, when they call out ‘Maria’, you and 46 other women stand up
40. When they play ‘Anak’ anywhere, your chest swells with pride and say ‘that’s Filipino’
41. You think taking a shower and taking a bath are the same thing
42. You use shopping bags as garbage bags
43. You use laundry detergent to wash your dishes
44. You use print rags from an imported fashion magazine as cover of your textbooks and notebooks
45. You enjoy watching Pinoy action films with the same plot: Hero and villain are mortal enemies. Hero’s family’s killed by villain. Hero seeks revenge. Hero meets bar girl with sad tale of past love. She comes from a poor family, that’s why she’s working in the bar. They fall in love. Villain kidnaps girl, threatens to kill her if hero won’t stop harassing him and his henchmen. Hero rescues girl, they run away. Chase goes on in a dilapidated car. Hero finally kills villain and police arrive. Hero and girl live happily ever after.

VOCABULARY

1. You say ‘for take out’ instead of ‘to go’ (’take away’ for Singaporean)
2. You ‘open’ and ‘close’ the lights
3. You ask for ‘Colgate’ instead of toothpaste
4. You ask for ‘pentel pen’ instead of a ballpen or pen
5. You refer to refrigerator as ‘ref’, ‘Frigidare’, or “pridyider”
6. You say ‘kodakan’ instead of take a picture
7. You order ‘McDonalds’ instead of hamburger, which you pronounce ‘ham-boor-jer’
8. You say ‘Ha?’ instead of ‘what?’
9. You say ‘Hoy!’ to get someone’s attention
10. You answer when someone yells ‘Hoy!’
11. You turn around when you hear ‘pssst’
12. You say ‘Cutex’ instead of nail polish
13. You say ‘for a while’ instead of ‘Please hold’ on the telephone
14. You say ‘he’ when you mean ’she’ and vice versa
15. Your sneeze sounds like ‘Ahh-ching’ instead of ‘Ahh-choo’
16. You say ‘Aray’ instead of ‘ouch’
17. You make acronyms for phrases: ‘OA’ = overacting, ‘DOM’ = dirty old man, and ‘TNT’ for… You know
18. You say ‘aircon’ instead of ‘A/C’ or airconditioner
19. You pronounce the ff. words: ‘Hippopo-TA-mus’, ‘com-FOR-table’, ‘Bro-CO-li’, and ‘Montgo-marry Ward’
20. You say ‘brown-out’ instead of ‘black-out’
21. You say ‘Ay’ or “Uy” instead of ‘oops’
22. You start with ‘actually’ when you’re trying to explain something
23. You say ‘comfort room’ instead of bathroom
24. You pronounce ‘fax’ as the four letter word
25. Ano’ and ‘di ba’ regularly slip out during conversations
26. You say, ‘my girlfriend will fetch,’ when foreigners think fetching is for dogs
27. You try hard to speak English and when you don’t know what to say next, you say ‘you know…’
28. You change your accent according to the person you’re talking to
29. When someone’s pregnant, you say ’she’s on the way’
30. You say ‘ayyss—!’ in kolehiyala accent to show any kind of extreme emotion - ‘ayyy, shheeettt, nag-split na sila? ‘ayysss, shheeettt talaga?
31. When somebody gives you a compliment, instead of saying thank you, you say ‘hindi naman’

HOME FURNISHINGS

1. You use ‘walis tambo’ and ‘walis ting-ting’ as opposed to a conventional broom
2. You own a karaoke machine
3. You own a piano that no one ever plays
4. You have a portrait of the Last Supper hanging on your dining room wall
5. You have a ‘tabo’ in your bathroom
6. You have a rose garden
7. Your house is cluttered with ‘burloloys’
8. You display a big laughing Buddha for good luck
9. You have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room
10. You own a ‘barrel man’ (schwing!) from Baguio
11. You have ‘parol’ displayed during the holidays
12. You cover your living room furniture with bed sheets
13. Your lampshades still have plastic covers on them
14. You have plastic runners to cover your carpets
15. You refer to VCR as ‘Betamax’ even if it’s a VHS
16. You own a rice dispenser
17. You own a turbo broiler
18. You own a lamp with oil that drips down to the strings
19. You have a giant wooden spoon and fork hanging in your dining room
20. You own Capiz shell chandeliers, lamps or placemats
21. You have a pair of wooden tinikling dancers on your wall
22. You have ‘Weapons of Moroland’ shield hanging on your living room wall
23. Your wall to wall carpeting includes the ceiling
24. You own one of those fiber-optic flower lamps
25. Your microwave, washer, TV, VCR, computer, printer, toaster and doorknobs are hidden under quilted covers
26. You have the entire Apo Hiking Society collection, plus maybe some Tito Mina and Pops Fernandez thrown in
27. There’s a pail in your bathroom, just in case there’s a water shortage or the toilet won’t flush
28. You have fly swatter in your kitchen
29. You have multiplex tapes
30. You buy song hit mixes like “New Wave Disco Hits”

CLOTHING AND APPEARANCE

1. There’s Angelique eyeliner and Johnson’s Baby Powder compacts lurking in your makeup drawer
2. You use Perla soap on your face
3. You have several pairs of ‘tsinelas’ at your doorstep
4. You deliberately flaunt your pager and cellphone
5. You find dried-up morsels or rice stuck to your shirt
6. You check labels on clothes to see where it’s made
7. You hang your clothes out to dry
8. You’ve had the same bobbed hairstyle since high school
9. You wear fake or original Tommy Hilfiger shirts in bold and shouting prints
10. Your next goal is to buy Polo or Burberry’s bag
11. Your ponytail ribbon covers half your head
12. You wore kung fu shoes in high school
13. You use an umbrella for a shade on hot summer days
14. You play basketball in you chinellas (slippers)

AUTOMOBILES & DRIVING

1. Your car chirps like a bird or plays a tune in reverse
2. You have a rosary on your car rear view mirror
3. Your car horn can make three or more different sounds
4. You have those air fresheners in a bottle
5. You own a Mercedes Benz and call it a ‘Chedeng’
6. Your car has curb feelers on it
7. You have a fake banana display attached to your car window
8. You own a huge van conversion
9. You do not try to avoid pedestrians
10. A traffic cop says “your license expired eight years ago”
11. A road sign that says “Dangerous curve, Death toll 19″ causes you to make another accident
12. For you a yellow light means ” go paster”
13. A traffic cop is known to you as a “crocodile”
14. You refer to a female driver as a “lesbian”
15. You insist on fitting 8 people into a taxi, much to the distress of the driver, and say, ‘we’re making ‘kandong’

FAMILY & FRIENDS

1. You were raised believing every Filipino was an aunt and uncle
2. Your dad or uncle was in the Navy
3. Your mom or sister is a Nurse
4. You get smelling kisses from your grandma
5. Your parents call each other mommy and daddy
6. You know someone with a name that repeats itself, i.e. Jon-Jon, Len-Len, Jong-Jong, or Bing-Bing
7. You have aunt & uncle named Baby, Girlie or Boy
8. You know a veteran dynamite fisherman called “Lefty”
9. You have a dog named whitie, blackie or bantay
10. Your parents call each other ‘Mahal’ and they call you ‘Anak’ or by your wonderful Filipino nickname you’ve had all your life (Jang, Cici, Meng, Choy-Choy, etc) ….and you KNOW they’re mad at each other or at you when they use actual names

FOOD

1. You think eating chocolate rice pudding and dried fish is a great morning meal
2. You order breakfast items like tapsilog, longsilog, or tocilog at restaurants
3. You always grab a toothpick after each meal
4. You order a ’soft drink’ instead of soda
5. You dip bread in your morning coffee
6. You refer to seasonings and all forms of MSG as ‘Ajinomoto’
7. Your cupboard is full of corned beef hash, spam and vienna sausage
8. You appreciate a fresh pot of hot rice
9. You bring your ‘baon’ to work everyday
10. Your ‘baon’ is usually something over rice
11. Goldilocks means more to you than a fairy tale character (bakery)
12. You wash and re-use plastic utensils and styrofoam cups
13. You eat purple Yam flavored ice cream (ube)
14. You know that ‘chocolate meat’ isn’t really made with chocolates
15. You think half-hatched duck eggs (balut) are a delicacy
16. You have an ice shaver for making ‘halo-halo’
17. Your cloth tablecloths have telltale ‘tuyo’ circles on them
18. You have to have a bottle of Jufran handy
19. You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice
20. Neighbors complain about the smell of ‘tuyo’ on Sunday mornings
21. You fry Spam and hotdogs and eat them with rice
22. You eat rice for breakfast
23. You have a supply of frozen lumpia in the freezer
24. Your buy ketchup made from bananas and named after alien spaceships
25. You’ve eaten hotdogs made from worse things than lips and ass
26. You put hotdogs in your spaghetti
27. You consider dilis the Filipino equivalent to french fries
28. You know the meaning of double dead egg. double dead chicken
29. The pasalubong you want from Manila is cornik, which you snack on eight times a day in the office
30. Your idea of a diet is a diet coke with a McDonald’s meal
31. You serve coffee in small glass coffee containers
32. You drink beer with ice

48 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE FILIPINO
1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
4. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
5. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
6. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
7. You have never used your dishwasher.
8. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
9. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
10. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
11. You always leave your shoes at the door.
12. You have a piano in your living room.
13. You play a musical instrument.
14. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
15. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
16. You hate to waste food….

(a) Even if you’re totally full, if someone says they’re going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you’ll finish them.
17. (b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. You don’t own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
18. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
19. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald’s.
20. Ditto for paper napkins.
21. You never order room service.
22. You own a rice cooker.
23. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
24. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
25. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
26. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
27. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and hey they refer it that way). Or if you’re married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
28. Your parents’ house is always cold.
29. You reuse teabags.
30. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
31. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Information costs 50 cents.
32. You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
33. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon (ampalaya).
34. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached-it means they’re fresh.
35. You always cook too much.
36. If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.
37. You e-mail your friends at work, even though you are only 10 feet apart.
38. Your parents send money to their relatives in the Philippines.
39. You’re always late.
40. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table.
41. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
42. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
43. Your parents are never happy with your grades.
44. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you’re never going to use them again.
45. You keep used batteries.
46. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
47. Your relatives either work in medicine or real estate.
48. You take this message and forward it to all your Filipino friends.

SOME MORE SIGNS
1. Most Filipino women / young women own a LOT of shoes! They will also never wear more than half of them again
2. You get punished by kneeling on rice.
3. Cokes are reserved for visitors to your house.
4. Your mother / grandmother’s most precious item is her sewing machine.
5. You’ve been to a Buddy Poppy event.
6. you buy 25 lb. bags or rice and gallon jugs of soy sauce.
7. trying to explain to people why Philippines starts with “Ph” and Filipino starts with “F”.
8. your grandparents leave the TV on even when nobody watches it.
9. the exact same artificial christmas tree with the same ornaments, year after year.
10. you know a relative in the VFW or VFW ladies auxiliary.
11. your parents try to get you to go on a date with a child of one their friends.

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YEAR OF THE TIGER HOORAY FOR 2010!

January 3, 2010

HAPPY 2010 GUYS!!!!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!!

CHEERS FOR THE NEW BEGINNING!!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR..

December 31, 2009

Nsanity…

HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR TO ALL..GOD BLESS US ALWAYS… TOO MUCH MEMORIES AND BLESSINGS TO THANK FOR THIS YEAR…

 

from:EDMOND_VINA_AMBER

 

 

              

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YOU ARE MY LIFE

November 19, 2009

I.

for the first time,

we’ve met and knew each other

i know, i found the right one

maybe it’s early to say this,

but i’m sure that i’m fallin for you

i just want you to know

CHORUS:

you are my life, you are my only love

you are my life, i want to see you smile

i promise i will take care of you, just to prove that my love is true

so baby let me share my life with you

II.

i’ve done something wrong

now we have separate lives

i thought it’s for the better, but it’s too late to realize

that without you, by my side im incomplete

(repeat chorus)

and now that i’ve got a chance

i will do, anything for you

(repeat chorus)

this time, i am sure

my intention is sincere

cause i love you

i really do

you are my life

 

 

hahahaha… walang basagan nang trip… isa lang yan sa mga imbento kong kanta, ang magsalita lban dito o sa akin.. humanda sa akin… (^_^) hahahaha

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Featured Profile - Franky

November 16, 2009

This week’s featured profile is HOYO.

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si Franky ay..
    Responsableng tao (tlga?!)
     Aww, EMO-tero!
      Nomo-holic din ba?!
       Kulet to the max
        Yipee, peace na tyo may profile kana!

 

Name: Franky T. Joseph
Nickname: Toyo, Hoyo, Angkoy
Birthdate: November 16
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Father: Alfredo R. Joseph Sr.
Mother: Bhaby Joseph
Brother/Sister: Ricky, Jhoy, Nhoy


Hoyo, sensya na busy lang.. hehe! Dame pa nga wla profile e, actually ung iba di ko alam birthdates kaya wla pa profile nila!

So, ikaw pla ang may birthday..

Angkoy, yan ang name nya na alam ko.  Ang pinsan ni erwin na emo, as in emo-tero.. ahaha!  Kidding aside, he’s naughty and nice tuwing nakikita ko cya nka-smile lageh.. silang magkakapatid ata natural na may killer smile, kaya nman di mo mahuhulaan kung ano na age nila, mga babyface.. hehe!  Then came another nickname, “toyo”.. syo cguro nagmana si CJ sa pagiging boy oyot nya.. hehe.. connected pa rin sa pagiging emotero ang toyo, *peace*.

Well, whatever nickname we have ang mahalaga e masaya tyo sa buhay.  Life is too short, enjoy lang.. sa lovelife, enjoy lang din but be careful.. love your family as you love yourself, enjoy your day.. toyo! ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Teena

November 14, 2009

This week’s featured profile is TEENA.

cerTified
  swEet
   crEative
      Nomoholic
      Ako.. ahaha! ;-p

 

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Name: Teena Mullon-Joseph
Nick Name: ate nea, te teena, ta teena, tinz, tinzy winzy, mamu, ganda, sexy (o, profile ko toh.. may angal?! ahaha! sa barangay kayo umapela, basa nlng bday ko nman.. sayang nman! *wink*)

Birthdate: November 14
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Hubby’s Name: Erwin B. Joseph
Son: Christian M. Joseph
Daughter: Cassandra M. Joseph :: coming soon, GOD’s gift sa bday ko! :D


No more talking, what you see is what you get..

Just wanna thank you.. nsanity for the sweetness and for being nice to me all the time, salamat sa pagtanggap nyo na maging kapuso at kapamilya nyo ako.. *big hug & kisses* ♥♥♥

 

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Featured Profile - Rhose

October 22, 2009

This week’s featured profile is ROSANNE.

Just a thought:
“For every girl who prays for a partner,
there is also a good man praying for his.”
in time magtatagpo rin kayo..
intay lang, unti pa.. malay mo, bukas na!
God is faithful to His promise!

 

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Name: Rosanne J. Lacaba
Nick Name: Rose ann (Elvin’s version), TaRhose, m0sh, Rhose
Birthdate: October 22
Zodiac Sign: Libra

Father: Armando Q. Lacaba
Mother: Corazon J. Lacaba
Brother/s: Ronald, Rolando, Roberto
Sister/s: Rosalyn


Well, well, well.. c0uz, lahat kme ay nagagalak dahil ito ay araw mo, me’nomo ba jan.. gulp, gulp?! at lahat din kme ay nagpi-pray na sana ibigay na ni Bro ung ultimate gift nya syo na matagal-tagal mo na ring wini-wish.. kahit di sa birthday mo, kahit sa pasko na lang pwedeng-pede pa rin para sa pag pasok ng 2010 e may happiness na tunay kana!

Baka naman kze nagsi-selan/choosy (spell?!ahaha!) ka pa.. oh well, sa ganda mong yang dapat lang noh!  Eto poem/prayer that you might wanna read and enjoy:

“Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
He’s not afraid to admit when he’s wrong,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn’t wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows what to say when I ask, “How big is my behind?”
One who’ll make love ’til my body’s a’ itchin.’
He brings me a sandwich, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank You in advance and now I’ll just wait,
For I know You will send him before it’s too late.

Amen”

Baka nman pag binigay na syo ni Bro si “the One” di kna magsasama samen, hehe! Well, maiintindihan ng Nsanity yon kze we know na maghahabol ka pa, mahirap maiwan sa viaje!

Cheezy Pick-up lines incase u needed one:

1) Pogi, album ka ba?
    Kasi single ako eh.

2) Lumiliit ka yata?
    Dati kasi lampas ulo kita
    Ngayon nasa puso na kita

3) Sana naging holdaper ka na lang.
    Kasi kahit ano, ibibigay ko.
    Basta ‘wag mo lang akong sasaktan..

4) Google ka ba?
    Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko
    Nasa iyo na eh.

5) Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon?
    Kasi boto mga magulang ko sa iyo eh.


P.S.:
Deadma muna ang issue sa family, lovelife muna tyo kze we know nman your ups and downs sa family mo… how you love, sacrifice, dream and how you take good care of them.. napakabait mong anak! *wink*

Kaya now is your time to SHINE, sun-shine! ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Erwin

October 18, 2009

This week’s featured profile is ERWIN.

Erwin B. Joseph -
ang buhay na patotoo
ng taong may tunay na lakas,
ambisyon at paninindigan!
kaya sa 2010 eleksyon
ebj po para.. sa tabi.. ahaha!

 

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Name: Erwin Badillo Joseph
Nick Name: Kuya Erwin, ebj, kap, japs
Birthdate: October 18
Zodiac Sign: Libra

Pretty + Sexy = Wifey’s Name: Teena M. Joseph :: kumontra panget! ;-p
Son: Christian M. Joseph
Daughter: Cassandra M. Joseph :: coming soon, GOD’s gift sa bday ko! :D

Father: Serafin R. Joseph
Mother: Celerina B. Joseph
Brother: Eliza, Ernani, Ernie (a.k.a. Izymae)


Si kuya erwin.. bow!  Nothing much to say, he’s just an inspiration.. yon lang!

Alam na nya yan e bka mamya lumaki pa ulo pag lagi naten inuulit-ulit ang mga kabutihan nya, mamya magbago pa cya diba?!  Kaya wag na naten isa-isahin ugali nya.. na.. 1) he’s GENEROUS, that’s why GODs’ blessings keep pouring on him! 2) KIND & OPEN-HEARTED, awww.. truelagen at walang halong eklavu! 3) VERY GOOD sa work, talo pa nya presidente ng company sa sobrang sipag nya.. mag games at mag download ng kung anu-ano! 4) a FAMILY-MAN, yan nman ang isa sa sang-sakong dahilan kung bat labs na labs ko cya.. sbi nga nila kung mag-aasawa ka tignan mo kung pano cya towards his family and for sure ganun din cya sa family mo at sa magiging family nyo! 5) Indeed a LOYAL and FUNNY friend, galing makisama.. at marami pang iba!

Maiba nman badside nman ang isulat naten. Nyahaha!
1) Lakas-nomo
2) Lakas-yosi
3) Lakas-kain
4) Lakas-tama (kung kelan tumanda saka, nasasangkot sa gulo ng mga teenager, tsk!)
5) Lakas mo tlga, kaya saludo kme syo..

Kung may KUYA ERWIN ka, wla kang talo! EBJ sa 2010! ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Lea

October 12, 2009

This week’s featured profile is LEA.

Loving mom (as in…),
   Eh kanino pa ba cya mag ki-care ng todo,
      Axl Gel… ang kanyang precious one!

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Name: Lea Badillo Joseph
Nick Name: Lea
Birthdate: October 12
Zodiac Sign: Libra

Son: Axl Gel

Father: Adelio R. Joseph Sr.
Mother: Lee B. Joseph
Brother/Sister: Lorie, Ahl, Jay-R, Icee

Ate Lea, happy happy birthday senyo ni aktel… continue mo lang pagiging hot mama mo, mas sexy ka kze now simula nung nagka-aktel gel ka e, anu ba sekreto mo sa slim body mo, hehe!  Ayon, mabalik tyo… aside sa pag continue sa pagiging hot mama mo, continue mo rin ang pagpapalaki mo ng maayos sa axl gel naten, have faith and always thank GOD for all the blessings and problems as it makes you a better and stronger person.  We love you, sana minsan maka-bonding ka rin nmen sa nomo-han! ♥♥♥
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first time mu?!.

October 3, 2009

wla lng nta2wa lng aq sainyo un lng hehe  belat :-p hehe -joy-

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TShirt para kay Hoyo (Frank)

September 29, 2009

pede pakiprint ung kulay green sa plants vs. zombies ung zombies eat ur brain. mas maganda kc s likod ng shirt un 

un lng!

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TShirt

gni2 pla mgblog, hahaha! 1st tymer kmi…

hicky

hocie

hoyo

hondie

honoy

hoho homer

heleles

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Featured Profile - Ricky

September 18, 2009

This week’s featured profile is RICKY.

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Relaxed, as in kahit init ulo relaxed pa rin?!
Is shy-type, pa-smile smile lang..
Corny, ahaha based yan sa Acronym Generator!
Ku.. kuri.. kulit, akala nyo ha.. ahehe!
Yummy, sbi ng mga bading sa kanya..


Name: Fredirick Joseph
Nickname: Ricky
Birthdate: September 18
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Father: Alfredo R. Joseph Sr.
Mother: Bhaby Joseph
Brother/Sister: Franky, Jhoy, Nhoy

 

Kuya, Anak, Kapatid, Pinsan, Pamangkin, Apo… mapa-ano man cya sa pamilya, he’s one of the best! (la ba libreng ticket jan ng Cebu Pacific, ahaha!).  Di nakakalimot magbigay ng pasalubong san man dako cya mapunta, pinas man o abroad siguradong may munting ubong.. san na ung chocolates ko?!

Di ko pa cya nakitang nakipagsabayan sa mga pinsan nyang guys sa nomo, cguro ayaw nya masira ang 6-pack-abs nya, baka maging ABS (A Big Stomach) nlng, hehe!  Continue mo lang pagiging good, responsible at simple mo, your family and NSANITY cares, pati ata Care Bears.. nga pala wen ba nmen makikilala si GF?! ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Lhynne

September 9, 2009

This week’s featured profile is BABYLYN.

 

Lyn…
  Has a strong personality (bunso e! *wink*)
   Youthful glow, nagpo-4G ata cya!
     Nanligaw pala sayo si J_ _ _ _?! Haha!
      Naughty and nice, sweet at cyempre pretty!
       Everyone loves HER, shezzo cool!

Talyn, kelan ka ba uuwi… nomo-nomo-nomo?!

 

 

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Name: Rosalyn J. Lacaba
Nick Name: Bulbulyn, Babylyn, Talyn, Lhynne
Birthdate: September 9
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Daughter: Rhianne Ehmprez Lacaba (†)

Father: Armando Q. Lacaba
Mother: Corazon J. Lacaba
Brother/s: Ronald, Rolando, Roberto
Sister/s: Rosanne

Hello Lhynne, musta jan? Happy happy Birthday! Sana makapag-bonding ulit tyo first and last ung bridal shower ko, thanks nga pala kze nagtiyaga ka samahan ako that time, I owe you one… mwah!

Etong si lhynne sobrang cool, grabe we’re all waiting sa paguwi mo this year, uuwi ka nga ba? nyahaha… O, serious na!  Talyn, I know you’ve been through alot and I can say na your tough, saludo ako sa’yo mare.  Lageh mo nlng isipin na everything happens for a reason, it is a part of GODs plan basta hold unto HIM di ka nya papabayaan.  I dunno kung may lovelife ka jan, basta ipag-pray mo rin kay GOD na ibigay syo ung taong mamahalin ka at di ka lolokohin and cyempre ung taong mahal mo rin, we all know na emphie is always at your side and she’s up there inaayos ung kuarto nyo, in time magkakasama rin kyo!  Ang alam lang nmen is you have to be strong, for yourself and sa family and GOD will surely make sukli of your goodness!  We love you so much and we’re always by your side, kaluha… itigil na ito (Hahaha!).   ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - CJ

September 3, 2009

This week’s featured profile is CHRISTIAN.

Caring, cute and cool parang nanay nya!
Junior Techie/Geek ng Nsanity,
ang badside tamad magsulat at ampanget
parang sulat ng tatay nya.. (hehe!)

 

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Name: Christian Mullon Joseph
Nick Name: CJ, bhe, balong, kalbotot, kulet, boy oyot
Birthdate: September 3
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Father: Erwin Badillo Joseph
Mother: Teena Mullon-Joseph

Speechless?! haha, eto game na nahirapan ako mag compose! :)

Things you don’t know about CJ:

Naku sobrang daldal, dati ang tamihik now puro tanong at comment..
Snobbish.. blue! Hehe, mahiyain lang sa una..
Ang sweet at thoughtful, sobrang caring, sobrang cheesy!
Never yan sumuka sa viaje kahit malayo, sanay na (Pateros-Cubao-Bundok)!
Isang game ka lang ha! Pag wla oyot kahit forever naman pede..
Takot to get hurt, he never try things ‘gat alam nyang safe..
Yan ang CJ nmen, that’s why we love him so much!

We’re not perfect parents but thinks that napapalaki nman nmen cya ng maayos kahit weekends lang kme magkita we make sure na quality time ito at always bawi sa mga holidays, he’s a little matured boy with a big heart.  Kahit makulet at times, nature na talaga ng mga toddlers ang pagiging makulet, usap lang at explain why he has to stop, ok na cya.  Ang sarap nya kausap at nakikinig talaga cya… sa daddy nya! haha, natatawa lang daw cya pag nagagalit ako… hangkulet mo kze, hmp! Sana patuloy kang lumaking good boy, stay sweet and caring, we love you so so much bhe! ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Booba

August 25, 2009

This week’s featured profile is LIZA.

Chocolates, chocolates,
hmmm… chocolates!
Ms. Booba is Ms. Chocolate!

 

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Name: Eliza Joseph-Abagat
Nick Name: Tambz, Booba, Taliz, Liza
Birthdate: August 25
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Hubby’s Name: (†)
Daughter: Jazmine Louisse J. Abagat

Father: Serafin R. Joseph
Mother: Celerina B. Joseph
Brother: Ernani, Erwin, Ernie (a.k.a. Izymae)


1st pic: ate liza with jaja…
2nd pic: again using Photofunia, presenting “hoben” nag-iinom nakita kze ang litrato ni “papa p” sa wallet ni ate liza… wahaha, nag selos pa!

Ate, wish you luck in life and love always ask for GOD’s guidance sa mga magiging decisions mo in the near future regarding sa family status mo.. Consider your future, jaja’s future not only your feelings dahil magiging happy ka but magiging maayos ang buhay nyo, we love you! Nsanity is here… if you need anything and para mang-asar syo, hahaha, happy birthday ate (tambok na booba pa, san ka pa?!)  ♥♥♥

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Featured Profile - Tap Hot

August 10, 2009

This week’s featured profile is JHING.

     Happy Birthday!!!
Jenielyn Joseph-Uganiza
a.k.a Tap Hot (tapot!)

 

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Name: Jenielyn Joseph-Uganiza
Nick Name: TapHot, potpot, tapot, jhing, jhen, jing-jing
Birthdate: August 10
Zodiac Sign: Leo

Hubby’s Name: Crisanto Uganiza
Son: Lance ChrisJhon J. Uganiza

Father: Romeo R. Joseph
Mother: Nita Joseph
Brother: Joel


Maiba nman, hehe!  Yan ha 3 pa picture mo, again using Photofunia, click nyo each pic to view it larger.

So, ituloy ba dito ang advise session nung birthday ni bebelat, haha!  Oh well, una sa lahat may you and Chris raise your family with pride.. lam ko mahirap maging parents but then lahat napag-aaral.  Wag lageh take ng take, it’s best to also give, do your part to keep your family close (as in your mom & dad + mayor & mayora + chris & bebelat and soon your inlaws).  Sila lang forever kakampi mo sa laban ng buhay, (uy lalim!).. opkurs aside from us, kame pa.. sugod NSANITY!

Remember you’re not getting any younger, kung kelangan gawin na now ung mga bagay na sa tingin mo kelangan ng mangyari then do it, don’t get affected sa sasabihin ng ibang tao just take it as a guide kung tama ba tlga o mali kze in time ikaw pa rin ang masusunod, it’s your life anyways and wla rin nman cla tlga pakialam.

Good luck, enjoy life knowing all your responsiblity.. we’re always here to guide you coz we’re nSanity!  Rock n’ Roll..

P.S.:
Schedule ba mamya? :D Ops, wag unahan si ate teena, azcel at mosh!  Kame muna, waaahhh!  ♥♥♥

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